“Hey, did you take off? I came back from the bathroom and saw your towel and sandals were gone. I know you said something about band practice but I wasn’t sure.
Whatever anyway, I brought you back a swirl cone. That’s chocolate AND vanilla cause I didn’t know which one you liked better. Thought it might make up for getting sand in your lemonade.
Jim and Jenny both have lactose intolerance, it’s probably genetic or whatever, and I can’t eat two of these without looking like a complete asshole so just meet us back where you left us.
We’re thinking of burying Jim and making him look like a mermaid.